I don’t understand why people fall for Justin Bieber when they can have Fili or Kili. I mean, I’m not homosexual.. But.. Jesus FUCKING CHRIST WTH HAPPENED DID THEY BOTH FALL IN TO THE CAULDRON OF ABSOLUTE HOTNESS WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG OR SOMETHING!?

..Fuck. 




 

Holy shit Barack Obama is on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart.